... you won't feel anything either.
'Kedarnath has given me that much needed experience right at the beginning.' 'My experience is not limited to only being in front of the camera.' 'It has also taught me how to sleep at night when you don't know if your film will release, and that's a great learning for a newcomer.'
Some of the jokes soar, some nosedive. But to the housefull theatre that laughed at every single bit, it's stuff Diwali releases are made of, writes Sukanya Verma.
Veteran actor Farooq Sheikh died of a heart attack in Dubai in the early hours of Saturday. He was 65.
We celebrate Bollywood's lesser-known friends on Friendship Day.
A look at the top tweets from your favourite Bollywood celebrities.
'Unless Sanju and me have become so bad that there is no hope left for the makers!'
'It wasn't difficult to play a chef because it was not about knowing recipes. I just had to look comfortable in the kitchen,' Aditya Roy Kapur tells Patcy N.
The hits and misses of the week.
As often is the case on celluloid, romanticising death is as significant as making every moment count where a young life's passing makes the realisation all the more heartbreaking and momentous.
'I used to mimic my friends, my teachers, my relatives and that's how it started.' 'But yes, it obviously takes some effort to be funny while performing in character.'
Model Maria Goretti and actor Sonali Bendre launched their respective books in the city this week.
Ajay Devgn defends the Golmaal franchise.
Step aside, dear models. The celebrity showstoppers are here to steal the show.
A look at the top tweets from your favourite Bollywood celebrities.
A look at the top tweets from your favourite Bollywood celebrities.
'Everyone at home has a very strong point of view about how it should have been.' 'So opinions clash, points of view clash.' 'Everyone will have their favourites, and that '"I didn't like that moment in your performance".' '"This was such a kaam-chalao thing you did".'
The hits and misses of the week.
Arshad Warsi on working in Golmaal Again, gearing up for the third part in Munnabhai series and more...
The 49-year-old actor has been sentenced to five years in prison.
A look at the top 10 tweets from your favourite Bollywood celebrities.
'A lot of married people are not happy with their partners, so how does a marriage decide happiness? Our family wants us to be happy and successful, and marriage doesn't fit anywhere.'
'Slow Motion this is my first massy song with Salman sir in it.'
The birthday boy received a lot of love on social media.
What if we these popular American television series were made in India?
The top posts on social media from your favourite Bollywood celebrities.
'Trust me, it's a disadvantage because people don't take you seriously.'
A look at the top tweets from your favourite Bollywood celebrities.
Enjoy our fascinating series where film folk reveal what their movies taught them...
'I never imagined I would be a father and complete my family without getting married.' 'I'm privileged that my parents supported me, a lot of people don't have that.'
A look at the top posts on social media from your favourite Bollywood celebrities.
'Akshay Kumar had done three seasons, then Priyanka Chopra came into the picture.' 'They are superstars; I am a director.'
In an online chat with readers, chef Sanjeev Kapoor shares interesting anecdotes from his culinary journey.
A look at the top tweets from your favourite Bollywood celebrities.
Round-up of the Ranji Trophy games being played in different parts of the country
'You can't make the poor rich overnight.' 'Nor can you fly millions in planes.' 'But remember that word: Empathy.' 'Who in the BJP is speaking in that language to these millions?' 'Someone putting an arm of understanding, warmth, comfort around them?', asks Shekhar Gupta.